Dear Coni…

Posted January 24

I would be bang up for taking Coni on a date. I've done a bit of stalking on facebook and reckon she is quite hot. Certainly looks like she knows how to have a good time and doesn't mind a drop.Since I’ve been in London, I haven’t really been on a date, but I have a reputation back in Ad...

Christmas MILFs, Lazy Poms and Secret Slashing

Posted December 6, 2011

So I've started to sort my shit out in London. I've got a sweet new job delivering Christmas trees for people.   Me and Wladimir, the Polish guy who I work with, have been talking about doing it full-time. Like, not just for Christmas trees, but starting a business that delivers shit for peop...

Mad cans and emo dicks

Posted November 21, 2011

So I’ve started looking for a flat to live, after I got busted wanking – I wasn’t even wanking – at the hostel. I went online and found a bunch of flats. It’s a bit shit, though – I want to spend £450 per month, without living with too many people but in a r...

It started with a wank

Posted November 15, 2011

As you know, I’ve been staying at a hostel in Earl’s Court. It’s a bit a of a shithole but there are some rad pubs in the area. Anyway, I was jetlagged for days after my flight – fucking bad – but a guy on an internet forum told me that the best way to get over jetlag i...

Shooting through

Posted November 6, 2011

G’day TNTers. My name is Caylen Fleming. My mates called me Flem Dog. When I’ve had a few beers and start doing crazy stuff, they call me The Flem Dog.   I love Adelaide and never really planned to leave. But my girlfriend, Regan, and I split up and I lost my drivers licence. And ...