Ah Coni, you're a funny gal. And I'm not just referring to your highly amusing writing style.
First you're determined to stop the madness of becoming romantically involved with people you don't know. Then you jump at the chance to date a stranger from a pool of potentially psychotic and no doubt socially inept internet-crazed crack addicts.
Don't risk a date with all these crazies. You want someone worthy of you. Someone who's sophisticated, smart, passionate and funny. Of course if nobody with these attributes comes your way, you could do worse than going on a date with me instead.
Something about me? My story's a strange one. I lived on a boat and travelled the world for most of my teenage life. Nationality-wise I'm a British South African New Zealander (Naturally this can all be explained on a date). I'm also working as an IT professional and pay my own rent, so I won't need you to support me while I indulge my hobby of squirrel taxidermy in my mum's basement (Or whatever it is the other candidates are probably into).
If you seemed like the sort of person I'd want to see again, then I'd take you to Dans Le Noir - the restaurant in the dark. Not being able to see anything is a great way to get to know someone, without being distracted by what their internet blog picture suggests would be one sexy creature.
Yours non-crazily,
Clayton
