Recent Entries

• Dear Coni…

  by Caylen Fleming January 24, 2012
  I would be bang up for taking Coni on a date. I've done a bit of stalking on facebook and reckon she is quite hot. Certainly looks like she knows how to have a good time and doesn't mind a drop.Since I’ve been in London, I haven’t really been on a date, but I have a reputation back in Ad...

• Christmas MILFs, Lazy Poms and Secret Slashing

  by Caylen Fleming December 6, 2011
  So I've started to sort my shit out in London. I've got a sweet new job delivering Christmas trees for people.   Me and Wladimir, the Polish guy who I work with, have been talking about doing it full-time. Like, not just for Christmas trees, but starting a business that delivers shit for peop...

• Mad cans and emo dicks

  by Caylen Fleming November 21, 2011
  So I’ve started looking for a flat to live, after I got busted wanking – I wasn’t even wanking – at the hostel. I went online and found a bunch of flats. It’s a bit shit, though – I want to spend £450 per month, without living with too many people but in a r...

• It started with a wank

  by Caylen Fleming November 15, 2011
  As you know, I’ve been staying at a hostel in Earl’s Court. It’s a bit a of a shithole but there are some rad pubs in the area. Anyway, I was jetlagged for days after my flight – fucking bad – but a guy on an internet forum told me that the best way to get over jetlag i...

• Shooting through

  by Caylen Fleming November 6, 2011
  G’day TNTers. My name is Caylen Fleming. My mates called me Flem Dog. When I’ve had a few beers and start doing crazy stuff, they call me The Flem Dog.   I love Adelaide and never really planned to leave. But my girlfriend, Regan, and I split up and I lost my drivers licence. And ...
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